Somehow one post just became 10

I’m so sorry.

umqra:

if you hate dominic for beating benedict

piss off

don’t ever say words in your life again

partywolves:

thank god this is here. the youtube versions been muted

narpoop:

aliciahatmaker:

White Girl Posing Guide (feat. Terence Wiggins)

1. The Over-The-Shoulder. Begin by slowly and casually walking away from your photographer. Then, while keeping your body facing forward, turn your head and look over your shoulder flirtatiously. Or lazily. Whichever comes more naturally.

2. The Standard White Girl Pose. If you are a girl who is white, you were born with this pose genetically encoded into your DNA. Put one hand on your hip, tilt your head, and BOOM. Picture Magic.

3. The Statue. Stand with your hips facing the photographer. Prop on hand on your hip, and pretend to use your other hand to lean against something. Looking great, ladies!

4. The Touch. Use one or both hands to gently touch any part of your body above the shoulders, including but not limited to your neck, hair, cheek, or lip.

5. The Smile-With-Your-Eyes, aka Smize. Tyra may have invented it, but the white girls perfected it. Make direct and intense eye contact with the camera. Let the emotion flow through you.

Last but not least…

6. The Lifetouch. Remember all those awesome poses they made you do on Picture Day in Elementary School? Evoke your inner child by using this pose. Lay down on the ground, prop your chin up in one or both hands, and kick your feet to the side. Perfect!

 

Nobody else believed me when I told them about pose 2. Now they will.

batman-nolanverse:

thesnarkiestwonder:

khatman:

Can we just appreciate how modest and embarrassed precious Alfred is as Silver is talking about how many times Bruce pleasured her.

smelly-keane:

“Mozart was crazy.
Flat fucking crazy.
Bad shit, I hear.
But his music’s not crazy,
It’s balanced, it’s nimble,
It’s crystalline clear.
There’s harmony, logic,
You listen to these.
You don’t hear his doubts,
Or his debts or disease.
You scan through the score,

Polish lesson:

English: Fuck.
Polish: Kurwa!

E: It’s amazing!
P: O kurwa!

E: Excuse me what?
P: Co kurwa?!

E: Oh no..
P: Kurwa..

E: I’m so angry.
P: Kurwa mać! 

E: Are you insane?!
P: Pokurwiło cię?! 

E: Oh no, I’m late again!
P: Kurwa znowu!

E: It finally worked!
P: No kurwa. 

E: Whore.
P: Kurwa.

E: Omg he looked at me!
P: O kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa!

E: Miley Cyrus.
P: Kurwa. 

This is my entire family-life summed up in one post. 

Somewhere in New Zealand…

arthurdentistry:

liztrade:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
8. The Reason | Hoobastank
9. Hey Ya | Outkast
10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
14. Work It | Missy Elliott
15. White Flag | Dido
16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
18. Milkshake | Kelis
19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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— “Light”, Next to Normal (via catherine-dollanganger)

03-04/50 of Emma (✖)